Christmas Bonus!
A message from Corporate.
From: my wife pretending to be the HR department
Date: November 27, 2007 2:15:00 PM EST
To: me
Subject: Christmas Bonus
CONGRATULATIONS, Charles Brian Quinn (employee ID 00-000-001)! Because of your hard work and glowing performance this year, the human resources department at No Robots Allowed, Inc. has granted you a Christmas Bonus in the amount of $X to be paid immediately.
This will cover the cost of your next two American Express bills, Discover Card bill, and maybe give you a little money left over to buy your wife a new coat and a Wii.
Again, thanks for your hard work and dedication to this company. We wish you even more success in 2008.
Regards,
Human Resources Dept.
Accounting Dept.
Business Analysis Dept.
No Robots Allowed, Inc.
